From the Newspaper
This is some stuff from the newspaper I enjoyed. It's the notion that many everyday objects have a gender.
1)Plastic bags are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2)Web pages are female because they;re always getting hit on.
3)Tires are male because they go bald and are often overinflated.
4)Hourglasses are female because, over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
5)Hammers are male because they haven't changed much over the past 5,000 years, but they're handy to have around.
6)Sponges are female because they're soft, squeezable, and retain water.
Lol. Have a happy Monday!
1)Plastic bags are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2)Web pages are female because they;re always getting hit on.
3)Tires are male because they go bald and are often overinflated.
4)Hourglasses are female because, over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
5)Hammers are male because they haven't changed much over the past 5,000 years, but they're handy to have around.
6)Sponges are female because they're soft, squeezable, and retain water.
Lol. Have a happy Monday!
posted by Caro at 9:20 PM
2 Comments:
Delivery trucks are male because they can hold so much beer.
Nice list, kid.
Very interesting!
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