Halloween Jokes
Okay, these are stolen from the newspaper. They're hokey, but I enjoyed them.
Why do witches avoid riding their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid they'll fly off the handle.
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash-and-wear wolf.
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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Also from the newspaper is an article about a local Great Dane. The Guiness Book has declared him the tallest dog in the world.
He is seven feet two inches tall. He plays fetch with a basketball. He eats eight to ten cups of dry dog food and two pounds of wet food PER DAY. I thought feeding a teenager was bad!
Can you even imagine scooping the back yard? ICK!
Why do witches avoid riding their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid they'll fly off the handle.
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash-and-wear wolf.
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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Also from the newspaper is an article about a local Great Dane. The Guiness Book has declared him the tallest dog in the world.
He is seven feet two inches tall. He plays fetch with a basketball. He eats eight to ten cups of dry dog food and two pounds of wet food PER DAY. I thought feeding a teenager was bad!
Can you even imagine scooping the back yard? ICK!
posted by Caro at 9:39 AM
3 Comments:
Wow, that dog is taller than me.
I love corny jokes ;)
i love the ghouls and demons one. can i steal it?
i love corny jokes, too.
tSteal away. After all, I stole it.
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