I Entered The Contest
Yes, I entered the liposuction contest. I do not have a snowball's chance in hell of winning. Even if I did win, by some fluke, I couldn't accept it. Who would want to pay the taxes on a prize that expensive? Liposuction on my belly would run at least six figures. I did have fun writing the rhyme and wanted to share it.
Dear Morning Rave
Oh help me please
So I can zip
my pants with ease
I've had three kids
but as you see
I look like there's
a fourth in me
If one more schmuck
asks when I'm due
I just might vomit
on their shoes
My spouse says if I get much fatter
he'll have to climb me with a ladder
Even Santa finds me shocking
He stuffs lettuce in my stocking
Dear Morning Rave
I'd love this gift
And next year
Hey - a booby lift
(My husband doesn't really complain about my weight. It's one of his excellent qualities!)
Dear Morning Rave
Oh help me please
So I can zip
my pants with ease
I've had three kids
but as you see
I look like there's
a fourth in me
If one more schmuck
asks when I'm due
I just might vomit
on their shoes
My spouse says if I get much fatter
he'll have to climb me with a ladder
Even Santa finds me shocking
He stuffs lettuce in my stocking
Dear Morning Rave
I'd love this gift
And next year
Hey - a booby lift
(My husband doesn't really complain about my weight. It's one of his excellent qualities!)
posted by Caro at 5:51 PM
6 Comments:
Hehe ;) I say it might win!
You BETTER win - that's just awesome!
Superior entry.
YOU ARE GRRRRRREAT! I LOVE IT.
I haven't been home so have to comment on all. What wonderful pictures except little man is gone. It makes me want to cry. Allie looks like a big kid in her picture. Mama promises her little girl to get up there after Christmas and give you guys a break! Love you all.
Thanks guys. Actually I think I missed the point of the contest. It might be lipo for your rear end. Since I have no rear end, that wouldn't work. LOL
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