Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Off Beat-o Cheetoh

SJ and I were minding our own business, enjoying a bag of heart-healthy, vitamin-enriched Cheetos when we came across THIS! Of all the nerve!

I have a few questions.

1. Did Chester Cheetah misplace this? Should I hold it for ransom?

2. Should I sell it on eBay?

3. Should I sue Frito-Lay for "emotional distress"? Everybody knows I am a delicate flower of a woman and easily offended. (I couldn't even TYPE that with a straight face.)

What should I do?


13 Comments:

Blogger Bearette24 said...

I know, I always have to censor myself over here so as not to offend your delicate sensibilities. It's really hard. I have to constantly keep a filter on what I say.

;)
;)
;)

9:48 AM  
Blogger BabelBabe said...

You need help, woman!

11:23 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

LOL !!!

It took me a minute to figure out what that was ( children have annihilated my brain cells ) .

12:39 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Boy, I don't know, except you sure wouldn't want to put it in your mouth....

1:45 PM  
Blogger Ms.L said...

HAaaaaaaaaa!!!
What a lucky find;P

2:07 PM  
Anonymous mad rabbit said...

if they can sell uneaten soggy sandwiches with the outline of the Virgin Mary on ebay, why not the "Penis of David" from a bag O cheetos.
Couldn't Hoit

2:58 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

Did you save it? Because I think I would've.

7:02 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Gina, which one?

Ransom?
Ebay?
Lawsuit?

I saved it and am thinking about sticking it on ebay, but my husband isn't sure he wants me to.

8:09 AM  
Blogger nobody1001 said...

ebay for sure! Time to get even with some of those other sellers.

8:35 AM  
Blogger CheerleadingTechie said...

You know that ther is a spot on eBay that has "Weird and REALLY weird auctions" ? Most are stupid, like pics of my ex, and get free money! But I did find 3 ads for tatoos. One guy was selling the back of his neck and a girl was selling her right butt cheek, not left, but right. She made that clear. These were both for perm tats, and another guy was selling his head for a months worth of temp advertising. Also, a guy was selling an empty can of diet pepsi...

1:05 PM  
Blogger BabelBabe said...

what really scares me, techie, is that you viewed all those things.

ebay, carolyn.

Generally word verif "explanations" make me batty, but this one - scratching my head - WTF???

phokngl

Nice to know word verif doesn't type any better than I do.

1:31 PM  
Blogger CheerleadingTechie said...

Oh! There was also this one guy who wanted a very special, not-so-ordinary first tattoo....so the highest bidder will get their initials tattooed somewhere on his body...

3:49 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

I'd keep it as a family heirloom, really.

8:40 AM  

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