Refreshing

Today "SJ" fell asleep on the couch watching Teletubbies. I hadn't hauled the Teletubbies out in forever. They used to be "A's" favorite and it seemed a good time to introduce my little guy to them. He loved them and has insisted on watching them all day long.

I will have to dig the talking Teletubby dolls out of the storage shed.
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I watched some boob tube myself today and noticed a commercial for a product called "RePHresh".

It is a product for when you have vaginal "itching, irritation and odor".

Okay, let's cut to the chase here. If your nether regions are itching or irritated, you head for the Monistat. This is a product for odor, plain and simple.

Because really, who wants their poonanny to smell like a poonanny? We want that area to be "fresh" and "flowery".

We don't want any of our body parts to smell like body parts! We have floral scented shampoos, deodorants, lotions, soaps, body washes, sprays, etc. Why should the poonanny be any different - especially the poonanny?

We want our houses to smell good also. So we buy Febreze.

Maybe Febreze can merge with RePHresh and make a double duty de-scenting product for house AND honey pot. They could call it "PHebreeze"!

Women could spray their couch, their curtains, their coochie and anything else they want to smell good.

I can see the commercial now. The husband comes home from work and says, "Gee honey, the house smells great. Did you PHebreeze it today?"

The wife gives him a coy look and says, "That's not all I PHebreezed!"

The husband gives a big grin and quickly shuts the door and then the commercial goes to the voice over.

"PHebreeze, it makes EVERYTHING smell good enough to eat."
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The parents visited this weekend and we watched "Flight Plan". I enjoyed the movie, but what is up with all the dark cinematography lately?

The directors seem to think that they need to make the point that the movie is dark by shooting it in dim lighting. I find it annoying to watch. It's distracting. I can get the point of the movie fine with regular lighting AND I can see what's going on too!

I pray that this is a phase and it will pass.
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Last night, SJ was watching American Idol with me.

One girl came on singing some notes that shouldn't even be allowed to emanate from a human.

Suddenly, SJ, did his best cat imitation. He went, "meow."

But the best was yet to come. After the girl got done screeching, Simon Cowell said, "I heard a cat once that got its tail caught under a rocking chair..."

SJ, my future Simon Cowell. It makes a mama proud.