Friday, March 31, 2006

Boots Places A Personal Ad

SDHIM (short, dark, handsome, intact male) seeking companionship. I enjoy snuggling in bed, eating out (of the trash) and walks on the beach. (when I get to go) I also enjoy long car rides and cuddling in front of a fireplace. If you don't have a fireplace, a heater vent will do.

My currrent lady love will not quit biting my scrotum and peeing on the floor so she has to go.

Species unimportant, but please, no scrotum biters need apply.

2 Comments:

Blogger EdotR said...

I've got the perfect lady...

Moti:
a volumptuous lady, with lots of love to give. Cannot bear children, but love them dearly. Love to cuddle, and enjoy sleeping in late.
Very fond of fine eating, so alleycats need not apply...

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Boots, Chewy just got fixed so she would be no help. Tell the squirrels to prepare to flee, hehehehe

4:33 PM  

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