Friday, April 21, 2006

My MIL Sent This Story To Me

I had never heard this inspiring story. I'm not sure if everybody else has, but it is worth sharing.

PENDING MARRIAGE

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.

One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

When she reached the top of the stairs she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, in total shock, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping. With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said “we are very happy that you have passed our little test…we couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

And the moral to this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!!

7 Comments:

Blogger MsCellania said...

BWAAAA HA HA!!!!
I thought he was gonna run upstairs and the entire family was in her room, waiting for him! Good one.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Ms.L said...

Haahaahaaahaaahaaahaaahaa!!
Good one!

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Crazedmomof4 said...

Oh my! That was a good one! I'll have to copy it & send it out to all my friends! Thankyou! :L

2:29 PM  
Blogger BabelBabe said...

Wah! Warped! But funny!

2:30 PM  
Blogger --erica said...

LOL.. I needed a laugh today!

4:05 PM  
Blogger Mary Poppins said...

very funny!!

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!

7:28 AM  

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