All In a Day's Work

Today SJ:

Poured a whole cup of freshly made soy milk with strawberry syrup down the drain. Never mind that soy milk is three bucks a carton!

Yelled quite loudly in the library - at least three times

Took the spices I had mixed together to make curry and "drank" them out of the cup. Then he threw them down the sink.

Sprinkled whole peppercorns in the broccoli I made for dinner.

Snuck out in the garage and "washed" my freshly washed car. He sprayed Shout on it and rubbed it with a dirty t-shirt.

I'm earning every one of those gray hairs.
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My middle daughter has began eating like a truck driver.

After school she ate:

A bowl of Rice Krispies.

A bowl of ice cream.

A bowl of grapes (begrudgingly)

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

This was all before dinner.
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My oldest daughter is learning to drive.

I hold my seat and pray when I am her passenger.

She exited the highway yesterday and the truck wobbled back and forth a bit on the exit ramp. I wisely said nothing.

But then she asked, "Did you fart?" (I hadn't)

And I replied, "No, but I almost crapped myself back there."

"Mom, you're mean," she said.

Ask a stupid question...
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I finally remembered one thing I hadn't shared about myself in the last year that would have been good on yesterday's "eight things about me" list.

I am a nervous giggler. I giggle at innappropriate times, times when a person is supposed to be solemn.

Unamazingly, it doesn't go over well.