Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Start Spreading the News

The word is out. We taste like chicken.
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In other news, there is a movement to get people to quit using the "n" word.

I would be happy to never hear that word again. It is, in my opinion, the ugliest word in the English language.

Maybe we should start a movement to wash people's mouths out with soap when they use it. If only we could.
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Anybody that has read Joke's blog, knows that he refers to his wife as TFBIM. (the fabulous babe I married) I wish all marriages were that happy.

But there are many of you who don't feel so loving toward your spouse.

Why aren't you people using TPHIM (the poop head I married) or TAHIM (the a-hole I married)? Join the game with me. Share the abbreviation of your choice.
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Cecil peed on the floor a few days ago. I scolded him and sent him outside.

When I tried to let him in, he looked at me, snuggled tighter in the outside dog bed, and refused. I didn't know dogs could pout, cats yes, but dogs?
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I have found yet another sign that you are a parent. You have four bathrobes and you can't find the sash to any of them.

19 Comments:

Blogger Sarah Louise said...

Is it a sign that I'm on my way that I have two robes and I only have one sash between them?

Agreed on the "n" word. I sort of but don't understand that using the word that others used to put you down is acceptable within your circle but not if others use it...it's like the "b" word.

My mom used to require me to wash my mouth out with dishwash soap if I used the Lord's name in vain.

9:20 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

I bet you didn't use the Lord's name in vain more than once!

And it does sound like you are on your way. Are you having trouble finding matching shoes too?

Then you're halfway there.

9:22 AM  
Blogger verniciousknids said...

So we humans are "finger lickin' good" ;)

10:15 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

It seems so. Beware the ocean!

It could be they are tired of our overfishing and have vowed to do something about it.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Paula said...

I call my hubby Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love, or Hunka Hunka for short.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

That's sweet. You must have a good marriage. :)

10:45 AM  
Blogger Bearette24 said...

I call d muffin and puffin. I like sea lions.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look in daughter's #2 drawer and make sure she's not making a rope again to play with. I took one apart when I was up there.

How about TSOGSIM (that son of gun SNORER I married).

Mom

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. Anyone using the bad word (I can't believe anyone actually still does) should spend some time in jail.

That's how hurtful and disgusting I think it is.

Mom

1:00 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Bearette - Mmm. You made me think of Rice Puffins, a favorite cereal.

Anonymous - He only snores slightly louder than a jet plane.

1:04 PM  
Blogger velcro said...

I call MrV "dahling" which has to be pronounced in a very languid Greta Garbo way.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Bearette24 said...

Jet plane...i love it. my mom actually snores like that, but we love her anyway.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

I call my man MMLJ: My Mexican Love Juice.

The N word hate it, that could be a whole blog entry for me on that subject on how I have been called a N lover by my ex because of my now love being mexican.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Crazedmomof4 said...

You have me thinking of Ralphie from the Christmas Story. Then we will have a bunch of bad mouthed, blind people.;)

10:04 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Velcro - I like that.

Bearette - My father can make the rafters shake. It's bad.

Lori - I can see why he's your ex. He sounds like a moron. Pat yourself on the back for splitting with him.

Crazed - Have you seen the new cell phone commercials where they use that movie? BTW, I tried to comment on your blog about working on Thanksgiving and bebo wouldn't let me. It was having a sloooooowwww day.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Gingers Mom said...

The n word....ick. I particularly enjoy the washing the mouth out with soap idea. I do that to my 4 year old when she lies. I have to say...it's alot of fun.
I call my husband Boogie...or Booger. He used to call me Apple Maggot. Yep. You heard me. When he propsed he told me that he had been planning to do it at the baseball game but didn't get it in on time. It was gonna say, Marry me, Apple Maggot. Gosh I love that big lug.
I have to say I really like lori's nickname. MMLJ. I may have to use that. hee hee.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

GM - Apple Maggot? Do we get to hear how you got that nickname?

10:07 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Best thing I ever did was split with him hehehehe.


Gingers mom have fun using it. ;)

3:53 PM  
Blogger My float said...

Aside from the fact that I initially thought the 'n' word was no (given I'm about to scream at my son if he says no to me one more time), I can't fathom people using the other 'n' word. I don't think I've heard anyone use it in Australia, although I guess the population make-up is different here.

What I secretly call my partner is "WTF". Because that's what goes through my head about 60 per cent of the time when we speak, which admittedly isn't very often because the very small child just blabbers on and on and on and just won't shut up enough to let us have a decent conversation.

10:30 PM  

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