Friday, December 15, 2006

Pithy Observations and Bitchy Comments

Why does every radio station have to host a morning show?

When I get in my car, I want music. I don't want to hear the male show host talking with the obligatory, annoying, giggling female.

I don't want to try to call and win concert tickets or answer trivia questions. ATTENTION talk show host people, I just don't care about you.

Play my music, dammit.
Has anybody that lives in a foggy area ever noticed that fog lights aren't very effective?

I never see them coming or can see that they work when I'm driving with them.

Christmas lights, now they cut the fog.

Why can't manufacturers put a Christmas light option on our cars? Everyone would see us coming.

The only reason I can think of that it isn't done is that road rage incidents would rise in January due to the fact that everyone is tired of seeing the blasted Christmas lights.
I went to Ulta today. I tried on the Vera Wang perfume. Don't waste your eighty-five dollars.
If I am sitting at a light for two minutes waiting to turn left onto the freeway - and you come up next to me in the other left turn lane - and you accelerate as fast as you can when the light turns green - so you can cut me off before the lane ahead merges - you are an asshole. Wow, that was a big ass run-on sentence wasn't it? I didn't even punctuate it correctly.
That is all.


Blogger Bec of the Ladies Lounge said...

sniggering away over here at the thought of a foggy road full of cars with flashing Santas on the roofs and big red Rudolphs on the bumpers!

12:12 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

A Rudolph nose would look splendid on my bumper!

12:32 PM  
Blogger Bearette24 said...

when i lived in MA, i had a long drive to work and always listened to the radio. One of the hosts was the obligatory giggly female...but she was really SUPER perky. anyway, i worked at a health insurance co, and when things were slow, i looked up ppl's claims. The radio host had tons of mental health claims (and i knew it was her b/c it listed her employer, the radio station) for depression. goes to show you can never tell.

12:46 PM  
Blogger badgerdaddy said...

Punctuate schmunctuate.

And that's enough talk of illuminating your bumpers, ladies.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Ms.L said...

Mmm,you need a satellite'll never ever ever have to listen to crap again:)

5:56 PM  
Blogger Paula said...

Assholes deserve run-on somethings. I think you showed remarkable restraint.

6:23 PM  
Blogger MsCellania said...

Once in awhile, I give those assholes a run for their money. Their jaws drop to see a crazy-ass woman, singing at the top of her lungs, putting the pedal to the medal and lunging from 0-60 in 3.5 seconds in a

Don't they know these babies are built for people who HAVE TO GET HOME?
Because somebody is screaming in the back "I GOTTA GO PEE! NOW!"

Can't stand morning shows. Everybody wants to be Howard Stern. Or his sidekicks. Yuck.

When we have fog here, everybody stays home and stares at it. And calls each other. "Is that FOG?!"

6:56 PM  
Blogger Iamthebookworm said...

You sound like me in the morning! I agree with you about the morning show. They need to stop being so blasted perky for Pete's sake!

7:08 PM  
Blogger Iamthebookworm said...

You sound like me in the morning! I agree with you about the morning show. They need to stop being so blasted perky for Pete's sake!

7:10 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

My fog lights only seem to be helpful for illuminating 3 feet of oncoming road. That's not very helpful unless you're only going 10 miles per hour.

I totally agree with you about that last one. All driving assholes shall be obliterated when I am Queen!

7:48 AM  
Blogger Sarah Louise said...

Are fog lights "high beams"? Because I remember reading that high beams are crap in fog. If not, I don't think my car comes with fog lights, so I'd like to order up a Christmas set. Do you deliver by the 24th?

There are two stations over here that don't have annoying morning shows: WYEP and BOB. WYEP is alternative and BOB is "we play anything" so that's what I generally listen to.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Every radio station here has a morning talk show that lasts until 10:00 am it SUCKS.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

UGH those morning talk show people annoy me to no end!!! They laugh hysterically at each other's jokes....and that perky attitude is more than I can handle in the morning!! Makes me wanna vomit!! lol And no one station is better than the other...they are ALL annoying. I htink they have to take a class or something....ugh...hehe

8:47 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

See, this is why you should carry a pistol in your car, so you can shoot the bastards.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Gingers Mom said...

I listen to the country station in the mornings and they generally play music. But I sometimes like the morning shows. Please Don't hate me or throw rocks in my general direction.

10:29 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Bearette - Isn't it strange how people can be so different in public than in private?

Badgerdaddy - What's the matter with lit-up bumpers?

Ms. L. - I'd love one if somebody else would pay the bill. :P

Paula - I usually show restraint. Sometimes I try to go faster than them.

MsCellania - I love that mental picture.

I am the bookworm - No perkiness should be allowed before eleven a.m.

Liz - All hail Queen Liz.

SL - I might deliver by the 24th. I'll send them via sleigh and reindeer.

Lori - It does suck.

Chelle - I think my local college offers annoying classes.

Old Hoss - Will you pay my bail? :)

GingersMom - That rockstorm in Southern CA, that's right I sent 'em! :)

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