Chaos
I HAVE:
ONE dirty house.
TWO kids with the flu.
THREE people coming to visit this weekend.
Somebody send help please!
ONE dirty house.
TWO kids with the flu.
THREE people coming to visit this weekend.
Somebody send help please!
posted by Caro at 6:18 AM
20 Comments:
I'll be right over with two barf bags, my vacuum, and a margarita.
Ouch Ouch Ouch...
I'll put away toys or entertain the sick kids...I'm barf-retardant..
Oops, I should have clarified what kind of flu.
It's the 102 degree temp with the racking cough kind!
But margaritas, vacuums and toy picking up are still welcome.
oy. is it possible to reschedule the visit?
How are the visitors who are coming feeling?? I thought they were just getting over the same thing. Maybe they will feel like pitching in to help... I know one of them who will!! I also know how anxious you are to see someone.
So don't worry about the house, there are dozens of fast food places for food and if you stress out about the rest you will wind up getting sick too. Just chill baby.
OY!
We had that flu!
On vacation!
So did the relatives we were visiting, so we could stay with them and save $$$!
But it totally stunk that we were all sick!
Sending Get Better Vibes vs. my own sick self.
Quick...lock yourself in your room, baracade the door and let your husband deal with it all. Every man for himself. Don't forget the chocolate.
...where's the four calling birds?
-J.
Ooo, sorry but I think I'll steer clear of your household. Can I send Merry Maids over though?
I'm COMING!
Ack,I'm sorry. I hope your weekend is not nearly as bad as anticipated:)
Do you know that counting song from Really Rosie? "One was Johnny, who lived by himself, and liked it like that."
Caro, I'm sending you good vibes, since I can't send you
one clean house
two healthy kids
or put up three people in my garret.
Chocolate must be the answer to this riddle...
I'm sorry, that all sounds awful. I'm sending you lots of get well, stay well and don't worry vibes.
Prescription: 4 margaritas followed by 5 margaritas followed by...I think you get the drift!
Am I shamelessly promoting alcohol as a solution...you betcha ;)
Is it all over? did you survive? did you ever get the margarita you so richly deserve?
I'll be right over with the Robitussin, my vacuum, and a pitcher of margaritas.
Just found your blog (came from Bearette24) and having read through a few of your recent posts I am officially hooked. The comment on your husband putting out more heat than satan under an electric blanket is an absolute winner :)
I hope your weekend goes well, and I must agree that plenty of chocolate and a few Margaritas may be a good place to start.
I hope everyone feels better soon!
Oh, I hope things are going better for you. We have been fighting a cold-flu-y thing here since the beginning of the week.
Give your visitors a map with all the good stuff highlighted.
Oh man...the flu sucks!! I hope everyone is feeling better! I had it....as NOT fun!
Are you ok? Did you survive the madness? Are you trapped under something heavy? I'll send help. And chocolate...
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