Thursday, February 08, 2007

Chaos

I HAVE:



ONE dirty house.



TWO kids with the flu.



THREE people coming to visit this weekend.



Somebody send help please!

20 Comments:

Blogger Liz said...

I'll be right over with two barf bags, my vacuum, and a margarita.

6:24 AM  
Blogger Mary Poppins said...

Ouch Ouch Ouch...

I'll put away toys or entertain the sick kids...I'm barf-retardant..

6:41 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Oops, I should have clarified what kind of flu.

It's the 102 degree temp with the racking cough kind!

But margaritas, vacuums and toy picking up are still welcome.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Bearette24 said...

oy. is it possible to reschedule the visit?

8:16 AM  
Anonymous mad rabbit said...

How are the visitors who are coming feeling?? I thought they were just getting over the same thing. Maybe they will feel like pitching in to help... I know one of them who will!! I also know how anxious you are to see someone.
So don't worry about the house, there are dozens of fast food places for food and if you stress out about the rest you will wind up getting sick too. Just chill baby.

8:44 AM  
Blogger MsCellania said...

OY!

We had that flu!
On vacation!
So did the relatives we were visiting, so we could stay with them and save $$$!
But it totally stunk that we were all sick!

Sending Get Better Vibes vs. my own sick self.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Gingers Mom said...

Quick...lock yourself in your room, baracade the door and let your husband deal with it all. Every man for himself. Don't forget the chocolate.

9:47 AM  
Blogger Joke said...

...where's the four calling birds?

-J.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Roxanne said...

Ooo, sorry but I think I'll steer clear of your household. Can I send Merry Maids over though?

10:55 AM  
Blogger Ms.L said...

I'm COMING!

Ack,I'm sorry. I hope your weekend is not nearly as bad as anticipated:)

12:01 PM  
Blogger Sarah Louise said...

Do you know that counting song from Really Rosie? "One was Johnny, who lived by himself, and liked it like that."

Caro, I'm sending you good vibes, since I can't send you

one clean house
two healthy kids
or put up three people in my garret.

Chocolate must be the answer to this riddle...

7:55 PM  
Blogger craftydabbler said...

I'm sorry, that all sounds awful. I'm sending you lots of get well, stay well and don't worry vibes.

8:38 PM  
Blogger verniciousknids said...

Prescription: 4 margaritas followed by 5 margaritas followed by...I think you get the drift!

Am I shamelessly promoting alcohol as a solution...you betcha ;)

9:30 PM  
Blogger Bec of the Ladies Lounge said...

Is it all over? did you survive? did you ever get the margarita you so richly deserve?

4:50 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

I'll be right over with the Robitussin, my vacuum, and a pitcher of margaritas.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Waspgoddess said...

Just found your blog (came from Bearette24) and having read through a few of your recent posts I am officially hooked. The comment on your husband putting out more heat than satan under an electric blanket is an absolute winner :)

I hope your weekend goes well, and I must agree that plenty of chocolate and a few Margaritas may be a good place to start.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Iamthebookworm said...

I hope everyone feels better soon!

6:24 PM  
Blogger Paula said...

Oh, I hope things are going better for you. We have been fighting a cold-flu-y thing here since the beginning of the week.

Give your visitors a map with all the good stuff highlighted.

6:57 AM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Oh man...the flu sucks!! I hope everyone is feeling better! I had it....as NOT fun!

4:47 AM  
Blogger Gingers Mom said...

Are you ok? Did you survive the madness? Are you trapped under something heavy? I'll send help. And chocolate...

11:35 AM  

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