Tan In a Can
I was getting ready to buy lotion in the store for my legs last week when Jasmine told me she had some I could have.
It was the kind that very gradually builds up and makes your legs look a bit darker.
Yesterday after my shower, I moisturized my legs with it. I kind of sloshed it around on there.
This morning I noticed huge brown streaks up the front of my shins. It was not a gradual tanning lotion like I had thought. It was an instant one. Anybody that has used an instant one knows you have to rub them in very carefully or you will get the result I currently have.
It appears as if someone used my shins to wipe their bum after they took a crap. Maybe that explains some of the funny looks I received yesterday. Ya think?
It was the kind that very gradually builds up and makes your legs look a bit darker.
Yesterday after my shower, I moisturized my legs with it. I kind of sloshed it around on there.
This morning I noticed huge brown streaks up the front of my shins. It was not a gradual tanning lotion like I had thought. It was an instant one. Anybody that has used an instant one knows you have to rub them in very carefully or you will get the result I currently have.
It appears as if someone used my shins to wipe their bum after they took a crap. Maybe that explains some of the funny looks I received yesterday. Ya think?
posted by Caro at 10:08 AM
9 Comments:
Thanks for making me shoot soup out my nose!
Was it pea soup? Cause that would have been a cool youtube video.
Well, at least it's not shorts season, right? :)
Bearette - Believe it or not it is warm right now and I have been wearing capri pants.
((((BIG SMILES)))) can just picture it.... shitty legs!!!! LOL
Ah, California...
I am going to email you my Mystic Tan experience from last year.
I actually emailed BADGER for help getting rid of my streaks!
And we are wearing shorts here, too. Gotta love Global Warming!
Chris H - It won't go away. Garrr.
Bearette - The summer is brutal though. Actually this year it wasn't but it usually is.
Ms C - Is it as good as your skunk story? I loved your skunk story. Laughing again thinking about it.
This is great info to know.
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