Saturday, December 08, 2007

So As Not to be Sexist

A posting for the men.

Top Ten Reasons a Dog is Better than Your Significant Other

1. The dog doesn't spend all your money.

2. The dog doesn't complain if you watch sports on TV.

3. The dog knows it's a bitch.

4. The dog never has PMS.

5. The dog doesn't complain that the thermostat is turned too high/low.

6. The dog will let you scratch its belly without buying it a diamond ring first.

7. The dog doesn't care if you leave your dirty clothes on the floor.

8. The dog doesn't complain about you to its mother.

9. The dog doesn't look at you suspiciously if you want to cuddle.

10. The dog knows its farts stink.


Blogger badgerdaddy said...

Poetry. x

5:42 PM  
Blogger Ann(ie) said...

ha! They are both funny as hell, but this one really got me laughing!

9:40 PM  
Blogger Ms.L said...


Our farts do not stink;p
I especially loved number 9,cause we all KNOW that cuddling excuse is ALL bullshit!

2:49 PM  
Blogger Caro said...

Badgerdaddy - It was easier to come up with than the other one too, sadly.

Ann - Thanks.

Ms. L - Yep, right about the cuddling.

12:33 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Gotta be more reasons than that. Dogs are God's gift to us lowlifes.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Sarah Louise said...

SOOO true. Merry Christmas, Caro!

4:35 AM  

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