So As Not to be Sexist
A posting for the men.
Top Ten Reasons a Dog is Better than Your Significant Other
1. The dog doesn't spend all your money.
2. The dog doesn't complain if you watch sports on TV.
3. The dog knows it's a bitch.
4. The dog never has PMS.
5. The dog doesn't complain that the thermostat is turned too high/low.
6. The dog will let you scratch its belly without buying it a diamond ring first.
7. The dog doesn't care if you leave your dirty clothes on the floor.
8. The dog doesn't complain about you to its mother.
9. The dog doesn't look at you suspiciously if you want to cuddle.
10. The dog knows its farts stink.
Top Ten Reasons a Dog is Better than Your Significant Other
1. The dog doesn't spend all your money.
2. The dog doesn't complain if you watch sports on TV.
3. The dog knows it's a bitch.
4. The dog never has PMS.
5. The dog doesn't complain that the thermostat is turned too high/low.
6. The dog will let you scratch its belly without buying it a diamond ring first.
7. The dog doesn't care if you leave your dirty clothes on the floor.
8. The dog doesn't complain about you to its mother.
9. The dog doesn't look at you suspiciously if you want to cuddle.
10. The dog knows its farts stink.
posted by Caro at 1:34 PM
6 Comments:
Poetry. x
ha! They are both funny as hell, but this one really got me laughing!
LOL
Our farts do not stink;p
I especially loved number 9,cause we all KNOW that cuddling excuse is ALL bullshit!
hehehehe
Badgerdaddy - It was easier to come up with than the other one too, sadly.
Ann - Thanks.
Ms. L - Yep, right about the cuddling.
Gotta be more reasons than that. Dogs are God's gift to us lowlifes.
SOOO true. Merry Christmas, Caro!
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