Thursday, December 06, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Dogs are Better Than Your Significant Other

1. The dog gazes at you with adoring eyes.

2. The dog is never in a bad mood and even if it were, it wouldn't pout for two weeks.

3. The dog never cooks for itself and leaves the dirty pans for you to wash.

4. The dog never yells at you if you dent the car.

5. The dog never interrupts you when you're talking.

6. The dog will pleasure itself without complaint.

7. The dog won't eat the leftover steak from the fridge unless it is offered to him.

8. The dog doesn't leave hair under the toilet seat.

9. The dog is happy with a scrap of lunch meat and a belly rub. Your SO wants a four course meal and sex.

10. If the dog is farting too much, you can put it outside.

7 Comments:

Blogger Chris H said...

I would still choose Stew!

3:05 PM  
Blogger Ms.L said...

LOL,I'd LOVE to put my husband outside.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Roxanne said...

#6 and 10 are my favorites. :)

5:06 AM  
Blogger BabelBabe said...

but i will give H this: I NEVER have to wander the backyard, shovel in hand, searching for HIS poop.

7:48 AM  
Blogger livesbythewoods said...

And Mr WithaY has never once in all our years together woken me up by yelping and whining in the middle of the night because he is being very, very ill, then had to go into the garden to finish off being ill, then galloped upstairs and jumped on me in bed.

Because he feels so much better now thanks.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Caro said...

Chris H - He must be quite a man.

Ms. L - Especially in this weather.

Roxanne - Yes, I like ten.

Babelbabe - Well that's a good reccomendation for marriage. LOL If you were in the backyard with a shovel regarding H, I'm sure it would be to hide the body.

Livesbythewoods - I thought all men yelped and whined when they were sick.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Real Live Lesbian said...

9. The dog is happy with a scrap of lunch meat and a belly rub. Your SO wants a four course meal and sex.

Awesome list! #9 is particularly funny!

12:59 PM  

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