Tis The Season

It's that time of year again, the time of year when we all wonder, "What can I buy for my significant other this Christmas?"

Coffee press, concert tickets, favorite author? Nah.

This year, just for the ladies, I have the best gift idea EVER. For a measly 48.00 plus shipping, you can get a model made of your nether regions and give it to your man on a necklace. He can wear it close to his heart forever.

Nothing says love like opening up a big box of poonanny for Christmas.

These necklaces aren't just good for your husband. What if you have a grown son? He would probably enjoy one also. That way he can always look at it and be reminded of where he came from.

The only sad news is that these necklaces do not come in a scratch and sniff model. Maybe next year they will, but I can't wait. I have to order one for my husband now.

Just look at them. Aren't they gorgeous? They remind me of flowers unfurling in the morning sun.






They are also the only Christmas gift endorsed by Mr. T himself.

I PITY THE FOOL WHO MAKES FUN OF MY POONANNY NECKLACE!

Happy Holidays!