Tis The Season
It's that time of year again, the time of year when we all wonder, "What can I buy for my significant other this Christmas?"
Coffee press, concert tickets, favorite author? Nah.
This year, just for the ladies, I have the best gift idea EVER. For a measly 48.00 plus shipping, you can get a model made of your nether regions and give it to your man on a necklace. He can wear it close to his heart forever.
Nothing says love like opening up a big box of poonanny for Christmas.
These necklaces aren't just good for your husband. What if you have a grown son? He would probably enjoy one also. That way he can always look at it and be reminded of where he came from.
The only sad news is that these necklaces do not come in a scratch and sniff model. Maybe next year they will, but I can't wait. I have to order one for my husband now.
Just look at them. Aren't they gorgeous? They remind me of flowers unfurling in the morning sun.
They are also the only Christmas gift endorsed by Mr. T himself.
I PITY THE FOOL WHO MAKES FUN OF MY POONANNY NECKLACE!
Coffee press, concert tickets, favorite author? Nah.
This year, just for the ladies, I have the best gift idea EVER. For a measly 48.00 plus shipping, you can get a model made of your nether regions and give it to your man on a necklace. He can wear it close to his heart forever.
Nothing says love like opening up a big box of poonanny for Christmas.
These necklaces aren't just good for your husband. What if you have a grown son? He would probably enjoy one also. That way he can always look at it and be reminded of where he came from.
The only sad news is that these necklaces do not come in a scratch and sniff model. Maybe next year they will, but I can't wait. I have to order one for my husband now.
Just look at them. Aren't they gorgeous? They remind me of flowers unfurling in the morning sun.
They are also the only Christmas gift endorsed by Mr. T himself.
I PITY THE FOOL WHO MAKES FUN OF MY POONANNY NECKLACE!Happy Holidays!
posted by Caro at 5:57 PM
17 Comments:
OMG! No words...
Roxanne - The beauty is stunning, no?
Stunned...brain can't process...
First-ly...ewwww. And? Just ewww.
Paula - The advantages and disadvantages of freedom of expression - you never know which way that scale is going to tip. :D
OOh my good lord!
Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaa!
Those are a wee bit fucked up!
I should totally have one made.
I would like to think you are kidding but those are plain to see.
The world has less taste everyday.
Mom
Lael - It would be a very expensive gag gift. :-)
Mom - Sorry, I thought it was funny. Didn't mean to gross you out too much. :-O
you are a loon, darling Caro.
There is no way IN HELL my husband or sons will EVER get one of those! And certainly not MINE.... even though it is beautiful and NEW... well a year old since RECONSTRUCTION that is! LOL
I'm off now to check it out and see which ONE most closely resembles MINE... but I am thinking NONE! Mine is pretty! Oh gawd did I say that?
I think a couple of those women need to see a doctor. Some of that shit don't look right, is all I'm saying.
Babelbabe - True that!
Chris - I saw a couple interviewed by Dr. Drew. The wife had that operation. She and her husband both had mile wide smiles on their faces. :-)
Badger - I don't know if mine looks like that or not 'cause I ain't peeking. LOL
That is possibly the most disturbing thing I have seen on the internet in a while.
My hat is off to you, Caro!
Lives by - In a good way or a bad way? My mom said this post was too gross to be funny.
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I'll be honest...after reading the blog and then the advertising comment. I peed a little. LOL
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