Peter Peter

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife and could not feed her
Rising prices at the grocery store
Meant that he could shop no more
So he put her in a pumpkin shell
Until the bank took that as well
So now sad Peter lives with his mother
and his sis and little brother
While they wait for the economy to recover
The U.S. is losing its middle class
Poor old Peter, what a kick in the a$$.