Merry Christmas All

Today starts my round of monster house cleaning AND I'm not done with my shopping yet.

I was going to finish yesterday but the Fiat broke down on me. On the bright side, I met a very funny tow truck driver. They are an amiable group.

Merry Christmas everyone!

My Daughter's You Tube Video

Here is what my oldest does when she's supposed to be doing her chores. I could figure out html, which I stink at or you all could please, pretty please copy and paste. :-) (but only if you are interested in watching it.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97mrPWMDbLA

It's not her song. She's obviously lip syncing but I thought it was cute.

Enjoy.

So As Not to be Sexist

A posting for the men.

Top Ten Reasons a Dog is Better than Your Significant Other

1. The dog doesn't spend all your money.

2. The dog doesn't complain if you watch sports on TV.

3. The dog knows it's a bitch.

4. The dog never has PMS.

5. The dog doesn't complain that the thermostat is turned too high/low.

6. The dog will let you scratch its belly without buying it a diamond ring first.

7. The dog doesn't care if you leave your dirty clothes on the floor.

8. The dog doesn't complain about you to its mother.

9. The dog doesn't look at you suspiciously if you want to cuddle.

10. The dog knows its farts stink.

Top Ten Reasons Dogs are Better Than Your Significant Other

1. The dog gazes at you with adoring eyes.

2. The dog is never in a bad mood and even if it were, it wouldn't pout for two weeks.

3. The dog never cooks for itself and leaves the dirty pans for you to wash.

4. The dog never yells at you if you dent the car.

5. The dog never interrupts you when you're talking.

6. The dog will pleasure itself without complaint.

7. The dog won't eat the leftover steak from the fridge unless it is offered to him.

8. The dog doesn't leave hair under the toilet seat.

9. The dog is happy with a scrap of lunch meat and a belly rub. Your SO wants a four course meal and sex.

10. If the dog is farting too much, you can put it outside.